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Emo Phillips

December 29, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. T...
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Jean Rostand

December 28, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists." Đăng ký: Tieng An...
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Saki

December 27, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Woody Allen

December 27, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down." Đăng ký: T...
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John Green

December 26, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The United States Congress, like a lot of rich people, lives in two houses." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Eric Hoffer

December 26, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether...
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Evan Esar

December 25, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke righ...
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Mark Twain

December 24, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live....
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Tom Robbins

December 23, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but be...
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Nancy Astor

December 23, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything - or nothing. " Đăng ký: Tien...
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Tom Lehrer

December 21, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!" Đăng ký: Ti...
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Dick Clark

December 20, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?" Đăng ký:...
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Voltaire

December 19, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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C. S. Lewis

December 17, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed." ...
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Rita Rudner

December 12, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before." Đăng ký: Tieng A...
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Evan Esar

December 08, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete e...
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Tommy Cooper

December 08, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." Đăng ký: Ti...
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Dave Barry

December 04, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...
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Oscar Wilde

December 02, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written." Đăng ký:...
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Mark Twain

November 29, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh ...
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Fred Allen

November 28, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid be...
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Evan Esar

November 25, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't...
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Paul Valery

November 25, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring ...
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Dr. Seuss

November 20, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of ...
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Thomas Mann

November 20, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A writer is a person for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh...
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Bobby Knight

November 20, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vu...
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Doug Larson

November 15, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own." Đăng ký: Tien...
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Segal's Law

November 13, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure." Đăng ký: Tieng Anh Vui
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Putt's Law

November 11, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who m...
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George Ade

November 10, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity." Đăng ký: Tieng A...
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Herb Caen

November 10, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything." Đăng ký: Ti...
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Paul Valery

November 10, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them." Đăng ...
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Jack Benny

November 09, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either." Đăng ký: Tien...
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Lily Tomlin

November 08, 2014
Nguồn tin: tieng anh vui "Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the o...
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